In quite possibly the strangest story we’ve ever covered, it seems as though a completely random Google search by a completely random non-ScoreHero member, has led to ScoreHero.com discovering what the fine print below the headline in the Guitar Hero II results page says.
Not only can the article (left) be somewhat deciphered, but it can be traced back to an actual newspaper article from 2004.
Members of ScoreHero collaboratively figured out the message to the extent of:
____ says it was by coincidence the band got the opportunity to travel to ____. Another band was ___ to ___ at the last ___ could’ve hit ___ his band were offered the opportunity to go to their ____.
With ____ trepidation they ___ their first trip and with the overwhelming response they received at
“Deadly Murphys” an Irish pub located in the heart of a ___ ___. Upon checking this establishment out, they discovered a real ___ Irish pub with ____ ____ and good pub grub. It also happened to
the band ___
The real story (below, starting in the middle of the second column) was discovered by ScoreHero member, mcat, who admittedly joined just to post this. According to him, “[I] was [G]oogling and i came across this thread and how strangely familiar it was to an article i had just came across.”
We don’t know why he happened to be Googling a random newspaper article from March of 2004, or better yet, why Harmonix would include such an article on the score page, but we’re glad that we can all sleep better knowing what it says below our scores in Guitar Hero II.